Oh hey! Didn’t see you there. Why don’t you come a bit closer?

There, that’s better.

Welcome to Dis:Asterism, the internet home for your friendly neighborhood wannabe. Some things I wanna be: a writer, a comedian, a good person. You know, the usual. I’ll be using this site to babble about writing, comedy, movies, life, the nature of existence – whatever the hell I want, really.

Step into my office…I promise I don’t bite (much).